Sunday, July 1, 2007

The Black Widow...Pt. 2: Platz

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Hey Ms. Shaunna! There you are.
What are you up to? How is BJ and little Bradley?
Oh, their fine...well Bradley is...BJ um, locked himself in what was supposed to be Bradley's nursery and um...
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...I thought he had kinda gone crazy or something. So I thought it best to just leave him alone in there.
Yeah, maybe your right...he hasn't come out at all?
Nope...and do NOT go in there. The room has taken on some funky odor and it's just wrong...we will have to hire someone to clean it or something.
Well, with BJ locked up what have you been doing.
That's what I wanted to tell you...
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...I met this really cute guy...he is nice *whispering* I think he has money.
But what about BJ? Can't we help him?
Well...actually...
What happened Paige??
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BJ died...I was heartbroken.
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I really thought that he was the one for me...

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...but it seems fate had other plans. *snickering*
I am so sorry for your loss! I would have never let this happen, if only you'd told me sooner...
No worries Ms. Shaunna. Remember that cute guy I was telling you about...you know the one with money.
Does he have a name?
Oh yeah...sorry, his name is Colby Platz, and he's moved in.
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Check out all the stuff he brought me! And he had 13,000 simoleans.
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AND he has a job! His first day of work he brought home a 25,000 simolean bonus!
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Paige is that you?
Who'd you think it was? I just got my hair done, and was able to buy some new clothes...
And that room behind you, is that your room?
Oh yeah, just something that was important to get finished with all of the money I know have in the bank.
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Little Bradley is growing fast.
He is adorable, but back to you and this Colby character are you two serious? I mean, are you getting married so soon after BJ's death?
Pfft! I'm over it.
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I can see that. *giggle*
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We got married kinda quick...and before long...
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Another little one on the way huh?
Yup. Colby is so excited, he loves kids and is a real family man.
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So have you remodled the house yet, can we show it off?
It's not done quite yet, but I promise to give a full tour when I'm happy with it.
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Paige? What are you doing?
La la la! Dah dum dah dah!
Paige?
Huh, oh heh, crap...you saw that?
Seems like you need to meet someone new. Being couped up in the house has not been good to your mental state...don't want to end up like poor ole BJ.
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That's better. Who's your friend Paige?
Armando Beaty, isn't he cute?
Your a married, and pregnant woman...you have no time for cute.
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Actually I had the baby! Another son, Conor Platz.
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I left little Conor with his daddy and went out on the town with Armando. Don't you just love to say that name...Armando...Arman...
Paige! Pay attention here we are almost thru this update. Regardless of this Armando things between you and Colby are going well.
Well...
What is it this time? He didn't lock himself in the nursery too did he?
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No...he's just not being as helpful as he once was. I had to fix the sink! Me! I shouldn't have to do that kind of thing! Sheesh...men.
So where was Colby?
I dunno, outside building a stinkin snowman. I tell you that man is gonna freeze to death if he is not careful!
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8 comments:

Roo said...

LSHICB! I love this blog, it is by far your best yet!
Armando...Armando...Armando...Arman.. oh .. um heh...she's right, it's fun to say *snickering*
oooo so can he die from exposure? I can't wait to find out!!

Anonymous said...

oo such a cute little baby!! *swoon* So much money! Hey can I get some earrings too? lol. kidding! kind of... lol. Death by exposure? I've never seen that one before! yay!

Paige

Lisa said...

Paige doesn't seem to have grasped the concept of a black widow yet. But she sure is funny!

Sally said...

Paige is hilarious - I love her simple "innocence"!!

Infinity-Nevermore said...

Not bad. I got lucky with my first one, fortunately, even though I'm not doing Black Widow, but ILYTD. Shaunna, it seems you don't grasp the idea of a Black Widow yet. lol

AeronwyDiobhell said...

Yes, you sound so terribly heartbroken too, Paige. *shakes her head* Wow, that's some sudden cash influx you got there with your new man, Paige. Good for you! YIKES!! Colby has NO NOSE! *runs away in terror* Ugh, he may be cute, but OMG does he need some serious fashion help! *shudders* Aww, poor Colby, too busy playing with his snowman to notice he was freezing to death. *shakes her head*

Ziese52 said...

So delightfully evil. Loved the frozen Colby picture!

suzie sim said...

woot - soooo sorry to hear about BJ, but it's probably for the best, lol! funky odor - I bet! :D
congrats on the full backpack & a $25k bonus first day?! *claps*
I LURV it!!
Ohmy!! he's freezing! Someone get the hairdryer...
XD