Friday, June 29, 2007

The Black Widow...Part 1: Fairchild

Hey there Paige. What are you doing here? I thought this was my Black Widow challenge...
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Duh, it IS and I'm her! Don't you remember? I offered to help by becoming your Black Widow...*rolling her eyes at me* seriously Ms. Shaunna, you haven't truly played until youv'e tortured a few sims.
Oh, I remember now, thanks girl. Must be why you look so diffrent...Well, then let's get to it. I built you a house, but I forgot the picture of it.
Well, I can tell you right now that your readers aren't missing much.
Yeah, sorry about that. Your going to have to meet a wealthy sim and get me a few more simoleans before I can help you with that one. Since we are at it, why not check out the inside...
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Okay, really, your joking. This place is awful!
It'll get better, I promise. Now *rubs hands together* shall we get started?
I'm hungry.
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Yes, I'll have a pint of orange chicken, steamed rice...
Okay, this is going to take a while...*taps foot*
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Ooo! Paige look! The delivery guy is cute. This might not be such a waste of time after all! Paige...Paige? *looks around* Where'd that girl get to...?
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*chewing*
Paige!!?? You let him get away! Darn it all. Call him...get him back over here. You are supposed to be the Black Widow.
*nodding* Chill, I will, as soon as I am done with my lunch.
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Oh, Ms. Shaunna, you were right, he is kinda cute...and he seems to like me too...this should be a sinch. *grinning mischeviously*
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Aww, you two are adorable together...now let's get you hitched...
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Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. BJ Fairchild!
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So Paige, tell me a little about your new hubby. How much money did he bring us? What kind of neat stuff does he have in his inventory?
Don't even get me started. How could you let me make such a mistake?
Me? I...what do you mean?
He brought nothing!? A measley 575$ and not a thing in his inventory...can I get rid of him now?
Well, I kinda need you to have his baby first. Sorry hon, you know the rules.
*sigh* Fine, but let's make this quick.
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Wow! That was quick.
Can't...talk...now...dying...*groan*
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Awww!!! Look at him! What should we name him? How about Bradley? He looks just like his momma. He is perfect Paige...but where did BJ go, doesn't he want to meet his son?
Oh, well...you said I had to have his baby...so I sent him to work on the nursery for Bradley, only I forgot that the lock was broken...
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...and I think I forgot that he was in there...*snickering*...but we can talk about that later. For now I want to spend some time with my son.

10 comments:

Roo said...

You did it! OMG when you two talked on the phone I didn't know you were really going to and *giggle* I love it, hey I'm a grandma .. ew I'm a grandmother? Wow, he may have been broke but he sure is a looker ... so I see we're going for starvation first? poetic justice seeing how he was the Chinese take out delivery guy
*waving* Hi Bradley!

Anonymous said...

OMG I'm a black widow! Wow, you quoted my exact words. lol. So starvation right away, huh? You're learning already! :P

Paige

Unknown said...

Ohh! A black-widow challenge. Cool! Keep posting the links in the Prosperity Group, please. I'd like to keep reading it.
Thanks!

Anonymous said...

lol! too funny! :D And that is about the cutest Chinese Delivery guy I've ever seen! woot! Sorry to hear about the busted lock! *giggle*

Lisa said...

Can I have some Chinese (delivery person), please? I'm sure he will have made a beautiful baby. Too bad he didn't have any moolah.

Sally said...

How did I miss this one? I love Black Widow blogs! Nice start - good luck Paige!

Infinity-Nevermore said...

At least Paige is okay with this. She seems to be the test subject quite a bit. Funny blog - I'm keeping an eye on this one.

ASimWen said...

Hahaha yeah, I do believe he is the cutest Chinese Delivery person I have ever seen.. ...

AeronwyDiobhell said...

Hmm, Paige doesn't seem to listen very well to you, does she. *giggle* Well, hopefully she'll be able to snag the men quickly. I hope. Well, he was delivering chinese food for a living. You didn't really expect him to be RICH, did you? But he is incredibly cute. *fans herself* Aww, poor hot BJ. But... I thought the husband wasn't supposed to die until the wife got caught cheating with the next man on the chopping block?

Ziese52 said...

Hurray a Black Widow blog!! Oh how I love this!!!