Hey there Paige. What are you doing here? I thought this was my Black Widow challenge...
Duh, it IS and I'm her! Don't you remember? I offered to help by becoming your Black Widow...*rolling her eyes at me* seriously Ms. Shaunna, you haven't truly played until youv'e tortured a few sims.
Oh, I remember now, thanks girl. Must be why you look so diffrent...Well, then let's get to it. I built you a house, but I forgot the picture of it.
Well, I can tell you right now that your readers aren't missing much.
Yeah, sorry about that. Your going to have to meet a wealthy sim and get me a few more simoleans before I can help you with that one. Since we are at it, why not check out the inside...
Okay, really, your joking. This place is awful!
It'll get better, I promise. Now *rubs hands together* shall we get started?
I'm hungry.
Yes, I'll have a pint of orange chicken, steamed rice...
Okay, this is going to take a while...*taps foot*
Ooo! Paige look! The delivery guy is cute. This might not be such a waste of time after all! Paige...Paige? *looks around* Where'd that girl get to...?
*chewing*
Paige!!?? You let him get away! Darn it all. Call him...get him back over here. You are supposed to be the Black Widow.
*nodding* Chill, I will, as soon as I am done with my lunch.
Oh, Ms. Shaunna, you were right, he is kinda cute...and he seems to like me too...this should be a sinch. *grinning mischeviously*
Aww, you two are adorable together...now let's get you hitched...
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. BJ Fairchild!
So Paige, tell me a little about your new hubby. How much money did he bring us? What kind of neat stuff does he have in his inventory?
Don't even get me started. How could you let me make such a mistake?
Me? I...what do you mean?
He brought nothing!? A measley 575$ and not a thing in his inventory...can I get rid of him now?
Well, I kinda need you to have his baby first. Sorry hon, you know the rules.
*sigh* Fine, but let's make this quick.
Wow! That was quick.
Can't...talk...now...dying...*groan*
Awww!!! Look at him! What should we name him? How about Bradley? He looks just like his momma. He is perfect Paige...but where did BJ go, doesn't he want to meet his son?
Oh, well...you said I had to have his baby...so I sent him to work on the nursery for Bradley, only I forgot that the lock was broken...
...and I think I forgot that he was in there...*snickering*...but we can talk about that later. For now I want to spend some time with my son.